If you’re reading this you’re too close. he has a wife. T shirt

Minimal black tee with cheeky chest text — “If you’re reading this you’re too close. he has a wife.”

A modern minimal black tee that speaks for itself. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this classic crew-neck fits true-to-size and features a small, bold chest print: “If you’re reading this you’re too close. he has a wife.” Ideal for casual outings, gifting, or for those who prefer subtle, clever graphics. Machine washable and durable print that holds after washes.

Key features (bullet points):

• 100% cotton (or 90% cotton / 10% polyester variant available)
• Classic crew neck, regular fit
• Small chest print — minimal & subtle
• Durable screen print with soft-touch finish
• Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
• Machine wash cold, tumble low or hang dry
• Model is 6’0” and wearing size M (adjust if different)

Material & care:
Material: Cotton (specify GSM: e.g., 180–200 GSM)
Care: Turn inside out before wash. Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Iron inside out on low heat.


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Black crew neck t-shirt with white small chest text ‘If you’re reading this you’re too close. he has a girlfriend.’ model front view